This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.
Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.
LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.
Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.
These just saved my fucking life you have no idea
very relevant to my body needs, thank you
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
(pitched to different “gender”)
Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like.
Time waits for no one.
"I Thought This Outfit Was Super Cute Until I Got To School" a five part documentary starring me
You see, it’s a metaphor…
You dangle happiness in front of the Winchesters their entire lives but never actually let them get it.
I don’t want Homestuck to turn into the kind of fandom where you can’t like your favorite character without fear of bullying. If you like Vriska, good she has a good arc and is pretty. If you like Aranea, oh my yes things got interesting for her recently. If you like Gamzee, yes he is written very well isn’t he. Hell, you can like Lord English and people shouldn’t give you crap.
Thank you for your time.